Finally I is back in sunny P, house was full of mice **** and 30 odd dead f,uckers and a smell that can only be rivalled by Peters yellowy Y fronts, Honda started first time and mowed the 3 foot high lawn with ease, sadly the 2 wheeeled version is not so lively with knackerd battery seized chain 2 bald flat tyres 1 missing spoke and a decent layer on 3 year old devon mud, my riding kit is in a packing crate somewhere in the south china sea so by the time it gets here the luvly crf will be back to showroom condition and I will be happy to resume my leadership skills, on a sad note the marldon nosher has either slipped into retirement or peter bum crack has her handcuffed in his basement.x
Well chuckleberry Finn ladies, good to be back tho not happy with this beast from east I'm in the kipper with a feckin bobble hat on, and yes agreed when Timmy sees the mighty crf fly past his sorry yam it'll be straight on ebay.x
I'm doing a run to the tip on Thursday in the van if you want me to drop it off
Good shout Andy I'll put a cap in his noggin maybe an exploding one as the chance of hitting any cerebral Cackle cortex infinitisesemilly low I expect. I think I have a lime delivery scheduled in Cornwall on Tuesday...
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Namaste "The spirit in me greets the spirit in you" lovely
Well chuckleberry Finn ladies, good to be back tho not happy with this beast from east I'm in the kipper with a feckin bobble hat on, and yes agreed when Timmy sees the mighty crf fly past his sorry yam it'll be straight on ebay.x
You won't be flying past cuz you'll be leading remember? Don't burn those OS maps, you'll need them later.
Good shout Andy I'll put a cap in his noggin maybe an exploding one as the chance of hitting any cerebral Cackle cortex infinitisesemilly low I expect. I think I have a lime delivery scheduled in Cornwall on Tuesday...
Aye aye then here he is the arsehole formerly known as Pete, I knew you'd pop yer ugly mug up and your gonna have to improve your manners before i allow on one of my rides kiddo.
And Tim I know its been a while but once I've been down a lane its on my hard drive for good, maps are for losers. woooooooo up here for dancing down there for finking.x
I spent 4 feckin hours down a 9 foot deep manhole yesterday pulling out an ivy root system that had fully blocked me bog it was easy 4 foot in both directions and was like wrestling a anaconda; im pondering a change in occupation and becoming sunny P's rent a rod a great way to meet lonely housewives.x
yep cant wait to flick some dirt in your direction pete but gotta wait for tools boots helmet jacket etc to arrive from down under and also have to bring my pride n joy back from the dead and there's no one more qualified than yours truly. also the weather is a trifle inclement.x
feckin hell has pete got alzhimers he said the same thing 3 bloody times, i certainly hope so cos he owes me 1500 nicker, and D ming thats no way to talk about my missus, she says she loves the smell of a man whos been working hard.x
Oh very droll snaffer I'll have you know I'm doing the work of 8 men, paint brush in one hand trowel in tother and sweeping brush stuck up me arse clearing up as I go.x
B B B B bloody Beirut !!!!!! you have no idea what I;m up against sir, heres a small sample including the feckin anaconda I bravely wrestled from a 9 ft deep man hole and checkout the darling of the lanes getting her charge for 3 and half years, put your tongue back in Tim your drooling
Well chuckleberry Finn Hughbert but we both know your black n yellow dollop on wheels will be sat rotting in the scrapper long before my lovely Honda needs a new spark plug,
I would normally propose a gentleman's wager on who's bike dies first but seeing as yours is similar to Trigger's broom with 4 major rebuilds I won't,
But I will wager the only original part on it is your smelly bum.x
Hey Simon welcome back to Blighty broheem - from New Zealand - well timed on the weather front 😖😅😕😆I take it then you are still as dumb, unthinking, moronic and lovely a twit for **** twot as you was three years ago? X😲
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Namaste "The spirit in me greets the spirit in you" lovely
The thing is Ryan I have been studying obscure religions of the world and some of the sacrificial obscurities and oddities accompanied by cultish momentary satanism to temperance (admittedly I should extend alphabetic research).
Simon seems a perfect candidate for a new character in Viz. More intelligent than Roger Melly by a miscount to 100 on IQ score, more maintenance active than Jelly Head and throws mud in preference n deference to Jonny Fartpants trumpets. Indeed what a blessing to have such an intelligent, inquisite improved contributor and lane leader back in Somerset.....New Zealand
Makes you wonder
caclkle C0nt......
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Namaste "The spirit in me greets the spirit in you" lovely
Well thanks to Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber for those wise words, gotta say the weather is a shocker even in sunny P I've got a pullover on but the chap I feel sorry for is old Longdude sat up there on Bens Nevis, he wants his noggin looking at that bloke,
he could be living down here in balmy Paignton with the added bonus of heaps of chubby chicks chomping chips showing cleavage both fore and aft.x
